Post reblogged from Fuck your hope, and forget your home with 41,820 notes
when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”
Source: iwishihadafather
Post reblogged from i don't remember what i had for breakfast. with 71,148 notes
we need some new and more powerful swears
Source: richwhitelesbian
Post reblogged from i don't remember what i had for breakfast. with 7,042 notes
DOES THIS SOUND AGGRESSIVE IN YOUR HEAD
oh look now it’s normal
sarcastic
LOUD
incredibly sarcastic
Source: whatslifewithoutfandoms
Post reblogged from dan flint ruined my life with 1,037 notes
last night before fob came on they were doing sound check backstage and all of a sudden we just heard patrick say “sugar tits” into the mic and i have never seen a room full of so many people get excited over somebody saying sugar tits
Source: padfootalecki
Post reblogged from i don't remember what i had for breakfast. with 105,832 notes
choosing a halloween costume is serious business like
do i fandom
do i scary
do i disney princess
if you go as dean winchester you’ll be all three
Source: seventimesinsevenyears
Post reblogged from Fuck your hope, and forget your home with 26,354 notes
The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
Half of tumblr finally gets laid
Source: tom-bass
Post reblogged from Never Counting The Regrets ⚓ with 31,448 notes
I really hate when parents don’t respect their kids personal space or boundaries and then get offended or upset when you get mad or they act like its nothing because they’re your parents. They are your children not your fucking property.
Source: localteenager
Post reblogged from Fuck your hope, and forget your home with 62,709 notes
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
Source: irresponsibleeyouth
Post reblogged from ✞fuck the world and what it wants me to be✞ with 1,921 notes
swiggity swag whats in the bag
oh
Source: noxxhands
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