when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”
we need some new and more powerful swears
DOES THIS SOUND AGGRESSIVE IN YOUR HEAD
oh look now it’s normal
last night before fob came on they were doing sound check backstage and all of a sudden we just heard patrick say “sugar tits” into the mic and i have never seen a room full of so many people get excited over somebody saying sugar tits
choosing a halloween costume is serious business like
do i fandom
do i scary
do i disney princess
if you go as dean winchester you’ll be all three
The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
Half of tumblr finally gets laid
I really hate when parents don’t respect their kids personal space or boundaries and then get offended or upset when you get mad or they act like its nothing because they’re your parents. They are your children not your fucking property.
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
swiggity swag whats in the bag
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